January 2012
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- Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
- Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
- Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
- Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
- Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons.
- Make vanilla pudding. Put in a jar of mayo. Eat in public.
- Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
- Live forever. It is a success, so far.
- Find a burger that looks like the one in a commercial.
- Make Where’s Waldo book. Exclude Waldo.
- Hide money in pocket of winter coat. Forget money is there. Get excited when I find the money there come winter time.
The mosquito one made me laugh far more than it should have
I constantly do the last one. And for some reason I put money in my Pinguin edition of Pride and Prejudice. Last time, I found 200€ Ihad no idea I still had.
EFFIE TRINKET HER TRIBUTES AREN’T THE ONLY THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS SEASON.
With a keen eye towards cutting edge trends and a willingness to break boundaries, Capitol-born style icon and District 12 Escort Effie Trinket has been a fashion pioneer since her very first Hunger Games. She has been known to take the iconic building blocks of contemporary Capitol fashion such as sleeves, hairpieces and bold colors and craft stunning looks that go on to influence all of Panem’s fashion-forward citizens. Whether she is chauffeuring her latest Tributes or walking the boulevards of the Capitol, Effie maintains an exquisite profile that demonstrates her spirit and the pride she takes in her work.
When it comes to the day-to-day, Effie likes to complement her exquisite full body polish with audacious garment selections paired with dazzling footwear such as the daring 24-Karat McQueen peep-toes she was recently spotted wearing in the City Circle. It’s no surprise Capitol designers are literally lining up to create her next pair. And who wouldn’t? When it comes to shoes, Effie’s got sole. “The higher the heel the better. I just love love love dropping by the City Circle in my perspex-heeled metallic booties!”
